Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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