So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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