You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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