He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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