But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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