She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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