kristin has been a bad kristin
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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