he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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