I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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