hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
