for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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