We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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