I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
