he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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