And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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