All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I think i got beer on your cat.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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