Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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