your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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