So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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