so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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