Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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