i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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