i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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