In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
someone get that fucking seahorse.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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