She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
two words...techno handjob
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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