New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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