just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm bleeding and have questions
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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