Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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