return my video game
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
ok first of all what the fuck
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