I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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