Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
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spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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