I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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