Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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