i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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