the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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