I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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