***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Pants are for mortals
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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