Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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