When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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