I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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