isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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