every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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