Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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