OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I want to have your abortion
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there