I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it