Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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