I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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