I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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