Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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