She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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