Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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