Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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