What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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