this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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