Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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