Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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