Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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