Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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