yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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