So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
