I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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