Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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