Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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